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Weather Update: That Gust of Wind You Just Felt Was Americans All Over Breathing a Sigh of Relief as Trump Drops in Polls
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Weather Update: That Gust of Wind You Just Felt Was Americans All Over Breathing a Sigh of Relief as Trump Drops in Polls

  A few weeks ago it was revealed that Ben Carson had usurped Donald Trump’s first place in the polls for the Republican Presidential nomination. While nobody is particularly thrilled about Carson’s jump, everyone is at least slightly more relaxed now that Americans seem to be getting over Trump. “It was like a joke that’s…

Ah, Chris Christie.
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Ah, Chris Christie.

                      Even after the Bridgegate scandal, Chris Christie, former governor of New Jersey, has decided to run for president. With no wind in his sails like four years ago and plenty of animosity (with even a low approval rating of 38% in his home state)…

Pandering Problems
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Pandering Problems

Just as he announced his candidacy for the presidency, Donald Trump also put his foot in his mouth and cost himself a hefty sum. With sweeping generalizations and insulting stereotypes of Mexicans and Mexican-Americans, Trump promised to build a wall on the US southern border to keep them out. To quote, “When Mexico sends its…

Donald Trump’s Toupee asks “Ain’t I an American?”
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Donald Trump’s Toupee asks “Ain’t I an American?”

Washington—(In)famously rich mogul Donald Trump has recently announced his bid for President of the United States. Trump is well known for his joint ownership of the Miss Universe beauty pageant, television show “Celebrity Apprentice,” unparalleled real estate ventures, billions of dollars in net worth, and public beefs with other celebrities (poor Rosie O’Donnell.) His catchphrase,…