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OKCupid: Live Dates or Nah? On-Screen Chemistry to Real-Live Awkwardness
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OKCupid: Live Dates or Nah? On-Screen Chemistry to Real-Live Awkwardness

Online daters are no strangers to judgement. The trope of the chubby 35-year-old man playing video games in his mother’s basement stunting like the online Rico Suave is slowly fading, though. As television shows like Patti Stanger’s “Millionaire Matchmaker” become popular in American culture, the old-school trope of hairy mean elderly matchmakers is also becoming…

OKCupid: Messaging Mishaps—Does it go down in the DMs?
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OKCupid: Messaging Mishaps—Does it go down in the DMs?

Yo Gotti really has dudes out here thinking they can ask ladies to Snapchat or FaceTime body parts. It really does go down in the DMs, but not always positively. Here are some of the ratchetest, corniest, and ridiculous messages I received during my time on OKCupid. Since guys are always confounded by the correct…

OKCupid: Site Review
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OKCupid: Site Review

The instant gratification generation has revolutionized dating. Swiping left, pouting profile photos, and emoji-driven flirting are hallmarks of millennial tech dating. Choosing a dating site can seem overwhelming, especially when each dating app has its own reputation and stereotypes. Let’s be honest, when you hear “Grindr,” “Tinder,” “Black People Meet,” “Christian Mingle,” and “eHarmony” you…

Cuffing Season Woes: Revenge Body–The Rise and the Fall
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Cuffing Season Woes: Revenge Body–The Rise and the Fall

  Between the Housewives marathons, celebrity Instagram stalking, and talking to Wendy Williams through your TV screen you’ve got your hands full trying to keep your mind occupied during cuffing season. When you’re not distracting yourself with trash TV you’re throwing yourself into work, just trying to keep afloat during finals. In the midst of…

Safe Sex X STDs
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Safe Sex X STDs

“Got drunk got high then I took a piss. I’m like… Aww shit! Knowing that it’s syphilis I got scary, ‘cause every pee drop was hotter than curry!” –Redman, The Burning Flesh Practicing safety is an essential part of a healthy sex life, and the concept spans far past poor Redman’s syphilis. Some things to…

Safe Sex X Informative Disclosure
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Safe Sex X Informative Disclosure

“‘Help me I’m going down,’ that’s what I hear her say. Baby, my body count is blowing up all the way. Sign up, put your name down. Make my body count. Make my body count.” –Justin Timberlake, Body Count Practicing safety is an essential part of a healthy sex life, and the concept spans far…

Safe Sex X Consent
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Safe Sex X Consent

“Put molly all in her champagne, she ain’t even know it. I took her home and I enjoyed that. She ain’t even know it.” –Rick Ross, UOENO Practicing safety is an essential part of a healthy sex life, and consent is fundamental in sexual safety. Lyrics like Rick Ross’s give dark, and important, insight into…

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