March means spring break for colleges and universities all around the U.S. While there are a number of students who do the stereotypical Mexico-and-tequila pairing, many students take their week off to relax, step away from their books, and just hang out.
Professors, apparently, have the same idea as their students. Investigations show
that over the last couple weeks, many professors and students have holed up in their respective residencies and have taken their week off to catch up on Netflix shows.
Some university administrators are worried that this so-called vortex will keep professors from teaching and students from showing up to class.
“They know it’s important to continue, so I hope they’ll all show up,” said one Dean of Students of a local university who wished to remain anonymous. “But on the other hand, I can see why they wouldn’t want to come back…” Torn between these two thoughts, the dean could not answer any more questions.