March 8th marked International Women’s Day, celebrated annually to commend women for living under such oppressive patriarchy for all of human history. But as it turns out, most women could not find the time to celebrate the fact that they exist because they had “more important things to do.”
American women were busy debating the latest semi nude Kim Kardashian selfie posted the day earlier.
In rural Bangladesh, many women did not even know it was International Women’s Day because they don’t have running water, let alone access to the Internet where Google could have told them through a cute doodle that it was their day!
Elsewhere, women in Mozambique could not be reached for comment as they were on the first leg of their five-mile journey to fetch water for their village.