Last weekend Jeb Bush dropped out of the race for the Republican nomination. The dozen Jeb supporters were disappointed, but they were not the only ones.
Donald Trump was also at a loss, having lost the opportunity to taunt Jeb publicly for the next few months. “It’s just so fun,” Trump said, distraught after hearing the news of Bush’s dropout. “I’m going to miss him and his lame-ness.”
The next day, though, Trump was sprightly and youthful-looking as ever, his thick, luscious hair reflecting the obvious restoration of energy he had experienced. When asked what this sudden mood turnaround could be about, his wife Milania told the media, “He’s ready to get back on stage and make fun of the other candidates! He’s chosen Marco as his main target.” She then added, “I’m proud of him for bouncing back so quickly.”
Trump told reporters that he has a solid list of a hundred or so insults he is ready to hurl at Rubio at a moment’s notice. He also said he is waiting for the next debate to start using any of them, saying, “I don’t want to ruin the surprise!”