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Donald Trump Invites Paul LePage into White Illuminati

OVERRIDE: Gov. Paul LePage described the Legislature's override of his budget veto Wednesday June 26 as "a pretty serious set back for the State of Maine. I really don't know how you recover from this."  (Photo by Andy Molloy/Portland Press Herald via Getty Images)

OVERRIDE: Gov. Paul LePage described the Legislature’s override of his budget veto Wednesday June 26 as “a pretty serious set back for the State of Maine. I really don’t know how you recover from this.” (Photo by Andy Molloy/Portland Press Herald via Getty Images)

Mother Jones reported Thursday, January 7—Maine Republican Gov. Paul LePage told a town hall audience on Wednesday that heroin use is resulting in white women being impregnated by out-of-state drug dealers with names like “D-Money.”

When asked how he would stifle the trafficking of heroin in Maine, Gov. LePage responded: “”The traffickers—these aren’t people that take drugs. These are guys with the names D-Money, Smoothie, Shifty—these types of guys—that come from Connecticut and New York; they come up here, they sell their heroin, then they go back home. Incidentally, half the time they impregnate a young, white girl before they leave, which is a real sad thing because then we have another issue that we’ve got to deal with down the road.”

The Huffington Post reported on LePage’s tumultuous history with the media. He puts his foot in his mouth quite a bit. He is quoted saying he’d like to “blow up” the Portland Press Herals’s building, and “shoot a Bangor Daily News cartoonist.” He has also expressed that the “worst part of his life is that newspapers are still alive.”

The Collard has breaking news that Donald Trump has asked LePage to join the White Supremacist Killuminati. When the KKK was forced to disband, their former political leaders formed the White Supremacist Killuminati. Trump has been a leader of the controversial secret society for years. The White Supremacist Killuminati is responsible for the widespread attention on Trump’s presidential campaign. They advised him to preach their sexist and racist ideals freely. They note that even if Trump does not win the presidency, his campaign will serve as a recruiting method for white closet-racists. LePage is taking Trump’s recruitment method seriously, and his recent comments earned him a spot in the historic Killuminati. Congratulations, LePage. You’re in great bigoted company.













January 8, 2016

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