Responses to Forecasts of Slightly Less Insane Republican Debate

MYRTLE BEACH, SC - JANUARY 16:  Workers prepare the stage for the Fox News/Wall Street Journal/South Carolina GOP debate at the Sheraton Myrtle Beach Convention Center on January 16, 2012 in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. The presidential candidates continue to campaign for votes as the January 21, 2012 primary day approaches.  (Photo by Joe Raedle/Getty Images)

On Tuesday Republican frontrunner Donald Trump announced he would be dropping out of the Republican debate scheduled for Thursday evening. Here are some responses to the news:

“Can I take the day off too?” –Ben Carson

“On an unrelated note, there will be a new episode of Celebrity Apprentice airing at the same time as the debate. Watch my show. Not the debate.” –Donald Trump

“Aw, this is going to be boring now!” –Jeb Bush

“I think I might check out that new episode of Celebrity Apprentice instead.” –a Trump supporter

“Why I oughta…” –Ted Cruz

“That misogynist asshole isn’t coming back? Cool!” –Megyn Kelly

“It’s fun to watch them play like little kids. Make way for the grown-ups, you guys.” –Hillary Clinton


(Photo by Joe Raedle/Getty Images)

January 28, 2016

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