Winter’s pretty much the worst season but we’re done with hearing you complain about it. Shut up and follow our advice.
- Pretend the snow is sand and have a beach day! There’s nothing better than ignoring the freezing cold in pursuit of the tropical mirage you’re going to create for yourself.
- Make a Cold-Weather Drinking Game: every time someone applies Chap-Stick, take a drink. Every time someone sneezes, take a drink. Every time someone wraps their scarf a little more tightly around their neck, take a drink. Best played in a public area. Perhaps on Beach Day?
- Challenge your friends to a hot chocolate drinking contest. The one able to withstand the most throat-scalding beverage is declared winner.
- Throw cough drops at unsuspecting passersby.
- Buy a bunch of blankets and hibernate for a few hours until you have to pee. Then return to your cocoon.