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NSA Admits Mistakes
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NSA Admits Mistakes

WASHINGTON- In a joint press conference earlier today, the director of the NSA admitted to wrongdoing in their recent handling of foreign surveillance, namely in reference to those documents leaked by Edward Snowden. NSA director Michael Rogers spoke out first, in his customary honest and forthright manner, “We have lied to the American people for…

Donald Trump’s Toupee asks “Ain’t I an American?”
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Donald Trump’s Toupee asks “Ain’t I an American?”

Washington—(In)famously rich mogul Donald Trump has recently announced his bid for President of the United States. Trump is well known for his joint ownership of the Miss Universe beauty pageant, television show “Celebrity Apprentice,” unparalleled real estate ventures, billions of dollars in net worth, and public beefs with other celebrities (poor Rosie O’Donnell.) His catchphrase,…

Gladiators have a leg up on #PapaPope now!
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Gladiators have a leg up on #PapaPope now!

Washington—CNN reported on Tuesday, June 2, 2015 that Congress passed a reform revoking the National Security Agency’s authority to collect Americans’ phone records. Awwwww damn! Scandal’s #Gladiators, can now try to prevent #PapaPope AKA Rowen from re-seizing power over #TheRepublic. After religiously studying three seasons of Scandal, if there is anything die-hard fans can attest…

Gun Training Institutes to Replace Chicago High Schools
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Gun Training Institutes to Replace Chicago High Schools

Shedding light on the increasingly dangerous conditions in the city, Chicago lawmakers voted Tuesday to close the last three remaining high schools on the city’s Southside. Gun training Institutes will be opened in their place. Officials are receiving pushback from parents who disagree with the institute’s policy  to provide each student with their very own…

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