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Zorro Versus El Chapo
Politics, The Modern Condition

Zorro Versus El Chapo

    (Photo courtesy of Vibe.com) Mexican cartel leader El Chapo was just arrested for the third time. El Chapo runs one of the largest and most lucrative Mexican drug cartels. Using violence, coercion, and lots and lots of dinero El Chapo has the American marijuana, cocaine, and heroin market by the throat. Mexican authorities…

Donald Trump Invites Paul LePage into White Illuminati
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Donald Trump Invites Paul LePage into White Illuminati

Mother Jones reported Thursday, January 7—Maine Republican Gov. Paul LePage told a town hall audience on Wednesday that heroin use is resulting in white women being impregnated by out-of-state drug dealers with names like “D-Money.” When asked how he would stifle the trafficking of heroin in Maine, Gov. LePage responded: “”The traffickers—these aren’t people that…

Ho Ho Homelessness
Politics, The Modern Condition

Ho Ho Homelessness

As the holidays rear up, folks are getting into the giving season. Americans of all faith backgrounds come together in late fall and early winter to donate food, gifts, and time to those in need. During the winter, we give to people who line up at soup kitchens. We drop change in the red buckets…

Weather Update: That Gust of Wind You Just Felt Was Americans All Over Breathing a Sigh of Relief as Trump Drops in Polls
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Weather Update: That Gust of Wind You Just Felt Was Americans All Over Breathing a Sigh of Relief as Trump Drops in Polls

  A few weeks ago it was revealed that Ben Carson had usurped Donald Trump’s first place in the polls for the Republican Presidential nomination. While nobody is particularly thrilled about Carson’s jump, everyone is at least slightly more relaxed now that Americans seem to be getting over Trump. “It was like a joke that’s…

Carson: “I Thought You Said WEAST”
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Carson: “I Thought You Said WEAST”

Amid the allegations surrounding Republican Presidential Candidate Ben Carson’s application and acceptance to West Point Academy, Carson defended himself by chalking up the whole thing to a misunderstanding. “Ohh, West Point? I thought you said Weast. No, no, I did not apply or get accepted to West Point.” The confusion is understandable. One of the…

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